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The Maker of all human beings is recalling all units manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in the primary and central component of the heart.
This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units, code named Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units.
This defect has been technically termed "Subsequential Internal Non-Morality," or more commonly known as S.I.N. , as it is primarily expressed.Some other symptoms include:
1. Loss of direction
2. Foul vocal emissions
3. Amnesia of origin
4. Lack of peace and joy
5. Selfish or violent behavior
6. Depression or confusion in the mental component
7. Fearfulness]
8. Idolatry
9. Rebellion
The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect, is providing factory-authorized repair and service free of charge to correct this SIN defect.
The Repair Technician, Jesus, has most generously offered to bear the entire burden of the staggering cost of these repairs.
There is no additional fee required.The number to call for repair in all areas is: P-R-A-Y-E-R. Once connected, please upload your burden of SIN through the REPENTANCE procedure.
Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician, Jesus, into the heart component.
No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, Jesus will replace it with:1. Love2. Joy3. Peace4. Patience5. Kindness6. Goodness7. Faithfulness8. Gentleness9. Self controlPlease see the operating manual, the B.I.B.L.E (Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth) for further details on the use of these fixes.WARNING: Continuing to operate the human being unit without correction voids any manufacturer warranties, exposing the unit to dangers and problems too numerous to list and will result in the human unit being permanently impounded.DANGER: The human being units not responding to this recall action will have to be scrapped in the furnace.
The SIN defect will not be permitted to enter Heaven so as to prevent contamination of that facility.Thank you for your attention!GODPlease assist where possible by notifying others of this important recall notice, and you may contact the Father any time by "knee-mail".

ne-a luat-o

suntem prietene de cand eram mici. nici stiam sa scriem sau sa silabisim, dar ne prindeam parul in cozi si ne leganam impreuna cand ziceam poezii la programele cu copiii din biserica. nu stiu ce s-a mai intamplat de la data cand imi barfeam colegele de clasa in bucataria ei si savuram prajituri facute de 'tan Lenutza... aaaaaaaaaaa da! tabere, investire, lacrimi de bucurie, dezordine prin cort...mai tarziu am facut pe sopranele in "amen" si misto de miresele care ne chemau pe la nunti sa le cantam.
inca suntem prietene, dar nu stiu de cand a inceput sa se furiseze intre noi... si nu intre noi 2, ca intre noi 7, un pricoche. asa..pash, pash, fara sa stim sau sa simtim, ne-am trezit cu ea de bratul lui. el..inalt, cantaret si el de felul lui (chiar daca se ridica de la pian intimpul cantarii nestiind ca mai e o strofa din pieasa), cu simtul umorului (sau nu...nimeni nu poate sti sigur) si bajet de treaba in general.
maine ne-a chemat cineva la nunta sa ii cantam... ne-a luat-o. dar, sincer? nu putem sa fim altcumva decat bucuroase pentru ea.
Domnul cu ei!

the thrill of the chase

people say there's not much left from a relationship after the chase is gone. all you're left with is a whining woman who thinks he cares about her feelings and a bored man who thinks he can run away whenever he can. the truth is: he can run away whenever he wants to.
i personally believe that the thrill of the chase is valid as long as it's applied to life. we chase after the best grades, after the "best teen in our school"award, after the skills that make us the best at whatever we do...
you can't blame us for it...the thrill of the chace is what drives us, so...when you actually get what you think you've wanted all along, it turnes out there's always something more to chase for, there's always someone better than you.
so...basicly it all comes down to 2 choices: you either go along and invest yourself in new chases, or you settle down, take a moment and enjoy the success that you've had so far.
i think that can be applied to relationships as well: you either decide the victory is complete and you find yourself another one, or you settle down and enjoy whatever life and the other person throws at you. ...as long as it's not something sharp :)

a fi sau a nu fi antisocial

nu stiu altii cum sunt, dar eu cand ma gandesc la functionari publici, la pensionarii care colcaie in autobuzele pline, la ora de varf la care toata lumea alearga sa ajunga nicaieri, la oamenii de care esti atat de dependent incat doare, la lipsa de imaginatie a regizorilor in a-ti mai da o sansa de-a te rupe de realitate printr-un film bun, la faptul ca stam in case ca e prea cald vara si tot in casestam ca e prea frig iarna, la colegel de apartament care isi lasa mereu cana in acelasi loc, mereu nespalata, mereu cu aceeasi cantitate de apa ramasa dupa cateva inghitituri, devin antisociala.
pe de alta parte, cand vezi copii in parca ai caror bunici reumatici si artritici alearga prin iarba de dragul lor, desi medicii le-au spus sa stea in pat, cand vezi un barbat pe la vreo 50 de ani intorcandu-se de la munca cu un rucsac roz primit de la fiica sa, de care se bucura chiar daca unii ar zice ca "ii starpeste din barbatie", cand vezi tineri ca se tin frumos de mana si se duc la starea civila si semnezi ca esti martorul iubirii lor, parca iti vine si chef sa iubesti oamenii.

cred ca depinde totusi de pozitia in care te trezesti, caci cearsaful e anti, iar tavanul e prosocial